Rajiv Gandhi DashaNaamaVali

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Today is the birth anniversary of India’s greatest leader Shri Shri Shri @RajivGaxdhi second only to Akbar (Yeah, today is auspicious for playing vote bank politics!)

In his memory, I dedicate this DashaNaamaVali which, when recited 100 times a day, is sure to bring you eternal success, wealth & good will of the Congressis. If none of them come by, it will definitely waste your time, and I can vouch for the latter!

1. Broom Indira-Suputraya Namaha|
2. Groom SoniaItaliano Pataye Namaha|


3. Vroom @retardRahulG Pitraya Namaha|

Amar Putro

4. Bloom Congress bhavishyaya Namaha|
5. Fume Srilankans Mitraya Namaha|
6. Gloom Tamils’ Rahu-Ketu-Dashaya Namaha|
7. Boom Bofors Shastra-Dharine Namaha|
8. Spume personal law bill pitaye Namaha|
9. Doom Sikh-Yamaya Namaha|
10. Mushroom Black money pataye namaha|
11. Consume sahasra-koti-in-birthday-ads-aaya Namaha||

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6 responses »

  1. Good one Rajiv ji, this is best budday message of your afterlife 🙂 I agree to above comment, last one is cherry on your Budday Cake 😀

  2. Had to add phalashruti:

    yo japati sah dumb mahamurkhadipati bhavati
    tasya sarva buddhim nashyati
    sah alcoholic bhavati
    drug-addict bhavati
    stars pashyati
    tihar jailam pravishati
    lokah samastah garibo bhavantu
    kranti kranti krantihi

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